Junk Mail

Good News!

Thousands of single women are waiting to meet me!

Or so it says in an email I received today.

I do get the most interesting mail! Especially in my junk folder!

Here are a few more interesting subject lines:

Stop snoring, without sprays or pills

This is about your yellow teeth

Lose all the weight you want

If your joints still hurt, read this now

Official Notification of Winner

Wishing you Cooperation Delectation

and I guess I don't need this anymore:
You can pick up more women
since I got that first one. And of course, I am married, and I am female!